When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how the fuck you did it.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
What is it about children and being strippers. i just recently asked my sister what she wants to be when shes ” all grown up ” she responded ” a dancer.. like the ones in that place where daddy goes all night!” -_-‘
LMFAO
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
